I was just standing outside my building having a cigarette. I saw the UPS man with a bunch of packages outside the the office next door. They first thing I thought was "is there anything for me?" He stood out front for easily 10 minutes ringing the doorbell. Then I realized that the poor people in that office had a lazy secretary. I could just see her painting her toenails, shopping online for furniture at Pier1.com, and complaining on the phone with her friend about how no one will answer the door to let the UPS man in.